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[賽後貼] 今日NBA西部季後賽首輪，湖人隊客場103-114不敵掘金隊。
雙方數據
湖人（0-1）：詹姆斯27分6板8助、濃眉32分14板5助4帽、八村塁7分3板、裡夫斯13分4板3助、拉塞爾13分3板3助2斷、普林斯11分4板。
掘金（1-0）：約基奇32分12板7助2斷、波特19分8板2帽、戈登12分11板7助、波普12分2板3斷、穆雷22分6板10助、沃特森8分、小喬丹4分2板。
[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsFaceMaskYT [score hidden] an hour ago
Points in the paint: Lakers - 48 - Nuggets - 64
FTs: Lakers - 19 - Nuggets - 6
球迷：
內線得分：湖人48分，掘金64分。
全場罰球：湖人19次，掘金6次。
新聞鏈接>>>>>>湖人全場19罰17中 掘金全場6罰5中 內線得分湖人54-64掘金
[–]Nuggetssleeplessaddict [score hidden] an hour ago
We had 0 FTs in the 2nd half
掘金球迷：而且整個下半場，我們一次罰球都沒有！！
[–]KingsGunsmokeIV [score hidden] an hour ago
Goddamn, Nuggets playing with a handicap and still winning.
國王球迷：臥槽…比賽條件對自己這麼不利，掘金竟然還能贏球啊！！
[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeSharkBaitDLS [score hidden] an hour ago
Honestly nothing makes me happier than to see it. Screw their preferential treatment, just outskill them anyway.
勇士球迷：不裝了！不裝了！沒有比看到這種不畏強權的勝利更讓我開心的了！去他孃的執法偏袒！！用硬實力碾壓他們！！
[–]Zyntaro [score hidden] 54 minutes ago
Last year's matchup was literally the same shit. It was Lakers + refs vs Nuggets
球迷：去年的湖人掘金對決也是一毛一樣！純粹就是：湖人+裁判 VS 掘金！
[–]NuggetsWeirdRedBeard [score hidden] an hour ago
BUT THE LAKERS LIVE IN THE PAINT, BRO
掘金球迷：“但素，湖人是靠內線吃飯的呀（罰球多很正常的），大哥～”
[–]Warriors20815147 [score hidden] an hour ago
“StOp FoUlInG” was what I was told all year despite us also having more points in the paint than the Lakers ♂️
勇士球迷：儘管我勇的內線得分比湖人的更多，但整個賽季我還是一直被反嗆“你們別犯規啊”… ♂️
[–]NuggetsSaynt614 [score hidden] an hour ago
Yeah that is ridiculous. If Jokic actually got a respectful superstar whistle the Nuggets would be unbeatable
掘金球迷：沒錯，太搞笑了！要是約基奇能尊享超級明星哨，掘金直接就天下無敵了！
[–]WarriorsInstantcoffees [score hidden] an hour ago
Jokic's whistle is crazy. Davis is allowed to molest him and he just does not get a free throw.
勇士球迷：約基奇所得到的判罰簡直不忍直視！濃眉可以肆無忌憚地侵犯約基奇，而後者卻得不到哨子！
新聞鏈接>>>>>>他摟我腰了！約基奇單打被濃眉帽出界 向裁判比劃抱怨
[–]ayeno 26 points an hour ago
Typical Lakers whistle
球迷：典型的湖人牌哨子！
新聞鏈接>>>>>>裡夫斯單打雷吉招牌騎馬射箭2+1 約基奇誇張攤手不滿判罰♂️♂️♂️
[–]NetsPattyIceNY 9 points 52 minutes ago
It's infuriating. Jokic keeps his cool so well in all of it too. Luca should take notes.
籃網球迷：太氣人了！不過約基奇真個過程都保持得非常冷靜～東契奇得好好學學人家！
[–]Nuggetsshifty39 [score hidden] an hour ago
2 free throws from an intentional foul on DJ, so we got 4 free throws all game.
Very fair, thank you Silver
掘金球迷：6個罰球裡面的其中兩個，還是湖人對小喬丹的戰術犯規。這麼算，我們整場就得到4個罰球！這比賽太公平了，謝謝你，蕭華！
[–][BOS] Marquis DanielsFartrelCluggins [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
Every Lakers fan on r/nba going into this series: "If D'Angelo Russell can just hit 3s at his season average clip we have a good chance to win this!"
D'lo: Shits pants
凱爾特人球迷：這個系列賽一開始，湖人球迷就揚言說：“只要拉塞爾的三分球能發揮出他常規賽的平均水準，那我湖的贏面就很大！”
拉塞爾：嚇尿了...都衝我來的？
新聞鏈接>>>>>>哪怕多進兩個呢？拉塞爾20投6中僅13分 三分幾乎全空位9中1
[–]NBAstarnoneckwind [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
very true, nuggets barely escaped with an 11 pt win behind jamal's torrid 9/24 shooting.
球迷：湖蜜們說得可太對了！瞧瞧今天，賈馬爾-穆雷的手感都燙成啥樣了，投出了24中9的極致命中率，儘管如此掘金也僅僅險勝湖人11分偷得一場勝利而已。（這要是拉塞爾發揮正常，那還得了？）
[–]LakersApollo611 [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
You know you don’t have a chance if your first sentence is “if DLo can just show up in the playoffs”
湖人球迷：如果你在季後賽把寶押在了拉塞爾身上，你也是完犢子了...
[–]LakersNimbus20000620 [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
Pain
湖人球迷：啊多麼痛的領悟~~~
[–]Lakers-WingsForLife- [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
Can't believe they threw away Caruso and KCP for this guy.
湖人球迷：爲了這廝，當初湖人竟然放棄了卡魯索和波普，不敢信吶...
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium [score hidden] 53 minutes ago*
Bron legs were legitimately COOKED after the 3rd. He stood in the corner the whole 4th Q.
勇士球迷：今天老詹打完三節就累成老狗了...整個末節，挑了個角落，站着如嘍囉...
[–]San Diego Clippersxyzyxzy [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
Lebron just can't carry a team wire to wire anymore.
球迷：老詹已然再也沒法兒carry整場比賽了…
[–]Nuggetsusr_nme_ [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
Smh, can't do it for 3 decades. What a bum.
掘金球迷：嘖嘖嘖…連稱霸聯盟三十年這種小事兒都辦不到，垃圾一個…
[–]SupersonicsLorjack [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
The guy is in his 21st season he should not have to do this at this point in his career
超音速球迷：這是他的第21個賽季，到了生涯這個階段，老詹沒必要那麼carry了吧～
[–]Thunderjslee0034 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
True but if you take like 40% of your team’s cap then you kinda are expected to. I know he’s old but look at how much he’s earning.
雷霆球迷：說的有道理…但要是你的薪水佔了全隊的40%，你拿了錢得辦事兒啊！我知道他年紀大了，但是你瞧瞧他掙得是多少W！？
[–]CelticsAbysmalParty [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
Yeah Jokic figured out basketball
凱爾特人球迷：耶！！約基奇的籃球理解在大氣層！！
新聞鏈接>>>>>>玩具！純純玩具！約基奇23中15爆砍32分12板7助0失誤
–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
he has the best touch I’ve ever seen in my life. it’s actually unreal
凱爾特人球迷：約老師的投籃手感是我這輩子見過最牛的！！簡直厲害得有點假了啊！！
[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
His hookshots look like point blank layups
森林狼球迷：他的勾手投籃準得跟上空籃一樣！
[–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
if you’re the defense, as soon as Jokic gets 2 feet in the paint you just have to pack it up and pray.
凱爾特人球迷：如果你是防守方，要是看到約基奇離禁區只剩2步了，正確的做法是立即放棄防守，並跪下求觀音菩薩保佑不要進球，這樣限制約基奇的效果比直接防守要好很多！！
EastNBAperspective [score hidden] 56 minutes ago
Lakers need to stop with the Rui on Jokic strategy. The Nuggets get open shots for days
球迷：湖人不能再讓八村防約基奇了，這個策略下，掘金每次都有一大堆空位投籃！
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesEnterderpmode [score hidden] 54 minutes ago
So how the fuck do the Lakers guard Jokic then lmao
騎士球迷：那他孃的，湖人還能怎麼防約基奇啊…哈哈哈哈…
[–]Green_Low1700 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
There is no solution
球迷：無解…
[–]Lakersswords_devil [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
simple, you just let Jokics take all the shots and hope he gets tired /s
湖人球迷：很簡單～整場比賽放約基奇一個人投籃，並且希望這樣能把他給累着…
[–]Thunderhomefree122 [score hidden] an hour ago
How does LeBron only take one shot at attempt in the entire fourth quarter?
雷霆球迷：老詹第四節只投了一次籃是咋回事兒？
[–]NBAjonsnowKITN [score hidden] an hour ago
He's tired. It's gonna keep happening too.
球迷：累了唄…而且這種情況後面的比賽還會繼續發生的…
[–]ClippersJedi-El1823 [score hidden] an hour ago
Time is undefeated, and it's stomping LeBron now.
快船球迷：時間終是無敵的，如今祂正在叫老詹做人…
[–]Rocketspistolpaolo [score hidden] an hour ago
Gonna be another competitive sweep
火箭球迷：這個系列賽又將是一次勢均力敵的4:0橫掃…
[–][MIA] Goran DragićGreasly_Goose [score hidden] an hour ago
Lakers are not built to defeat the Nuggets.
熱火球迷：湖人根本不是掘金的對手！
[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb [score hidden] an hour ago
Nobody is. This is one of the best teams of all time.
湖人球迷：沒人是掘金的對手！他們是歷史最強球隊之一！
[–]ayeno [score hidden] an hour ago
Maybe the Lakers should've thrown that first play-in game.
球迷：也許湖人早該放棄一場附加賽（避開掘金）的…
來源：Reddit
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